... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

A clean pond is more useful than a dirty ocean.

Many who have found Jesus Christ wanting in time of need have God confused with a genii.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

Since everything is a reflection of our minds, everything can be changed by our minds.

If our zeal were true and genuine we should be much more angry with a sinner than a heretic.

Flaws make us all human, and you're rooting for characters because of those flaws. It's ageless if you're interested in relationships and the way people can or can't relate to each other.

Part of the reality is it's a much longer campaign, but everybody is faced with the same campaign limits as if it was a 36-day campaign.

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain!

I'm not a things person. I'm not attached to my things.

It is more pleasant and useful to go through the 'experience of the revolution' than to write about it.