Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

An important feature of good characterization in a novel is that the characters are dimensionalized and are not all of one piece. Human beings, as Singer noted, have contradictions.

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The charms of seclusion are seldom combined with the conveniences of civilization.

I have a theory that I did most of my observing probably before I was twenty, stored it, and am still drawing on it.

Love is the only flower that grows and blossoms without the aid of the seasons

Independently of its misdeeds, the mere power, - the bare existence of such a power, - is a thing irreconcilable with the nature and spirit of our institutions.

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

Every dream I've ever had in life has come true ten times over.

I want you, as a reader, to experience what I experience, to let that other world, that imaginary world that I have created, tell you things about the real world.