Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

When I create a masterpiece I feel alive! When my creation is revered I feel immortal.

Life is like a test. If you get love right, you get everything else right. If you get love wrong, you fail the test.

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe.

The truth is that finding happiness in what you do every day is so imperative.

Gratitude creates the most wonderful feeling. It can resolve disputes. It can strengthen friendships. And it makes us better men and women.

God bears with the wicked, but not forever.

Every 10 years, I know less about love and relationships. The smarter I get, the less I know.

I'm taking a lot of freestyle music and flipping it.

The shock of unemployment becomes a pathology in its own right.