Certificates Quotes

Certificates Quote of the day

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing.

The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.

How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

The world does not run on the number of certificates one has, but on the skills our hands have. Let the youth dream big and aim for the sky. The work of a government should be to open doors.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind.

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

If you hate to think, you are not different from some who is peeing on his academic certificates. The goal of education is to help you to think and lead.

Your idea, talent, experience and certificates are not enough. What is needed is a strong passion for driving your idea, talent, experience and your certificates to success.

The most essential requirement for leaders is neither age nor gender. It is neither certificates nor positions. It is the character that reveals trust and exemplary life.