Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most people are about as happy as their self confidence will allow them to be.

Socrates made people face their hypocrisy. He had to die.

Dare my guilty heart admit the horrible acknowledgement that I love you still?

There are things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind.

I don't like authority, at least I don't like other people's authority.

There is even - as with no other game - a fascinating detective literature, a wry commentary on the human comedy, implicit in the book of rules.

Collectivism answers: The power of society is unlimited. Society may make any laws it wishes, and force them upon anyone in any manner it wishes.

I think, back in the day, when I was first starting to make music, all I wanted to do was to get a record deal.

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

In statesmanship get formalities right, never mind about the moralities.