You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Perfect is the enemy of good.

Silver hidden in the gold, Young man hidden in the old, Laughing lord with weeping eyes, Bring king and ring before sunrise! -Hilarion, The Great and Terrible Quest

Do not to look at what you are seeing, do not look at the visible work

There is often grief that comes with loving, Moshe. But it is worth it.

Only grace makes it possible to do the good we must do.

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

All of my employees are having a tremendous problem with Obamacare.

If you're unhappy in a relationship, I think you just don't trust yourself for getting into another one.

This wind is mystical yet tame, and it sings to me.

Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained.