You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness, orperhaps of subconsciousness—I wouldn't know. But I amsure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness.

YOU will never know your STRENGTH until you overcome the WORST

Awareness brings its sacred wonders.

If there was a temperature at which drama boiled, they were all sitting in hot water.

When a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping to go in a straight line.

Life's one great lesson was: Do not care. Not caring was a person's real protection.

It is not in vain that man speaks to man. This is the value of literature.

I paint because this is what I love to do. I have been painting since I was a kid and my dream was to become a well known professional artist

Honesty is a question of right and wrong, not a matter of policy

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.