What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

Like a groupie incognito posing as a real singer, life imitates art.

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.

Audiences like their blues singers to be miserable.

Rest if you must, but never quit.

It's not just a song I sing with my hand raised but also with a billfold I've laid.

Charity isn't a good substitute for justice.

For Chelsea, I would turn down every job in the world.

There is an innate innocence in the concious Vata personality. A delicate, sensitive, and aware nature reveals the graceful Vata component of any type.

Yeah, because I think it's more important just to inspire people to wake up one day and pick up a book and start feeling it out for themselves.

As human beings we have vulnerabilities. We also have power, but we can't just be powerful all the time.