Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

Only those who are able to adapt to changing scenarios will continue to survive and prosper. Success is directly proportional to the degree of positive adaptation to change.

If we concern first with God’s Kingdom, we can inhabit all other kingdoms.

Theater doesn't bring money in general. That's not why you do it. If you go into theater for money then you've really gone into the wrong business.

Things really began to move for us. In 1953 I could afford to marry Doreen.

The role of the pastor is to embody the gospel. And of course to get it embodied, which you can only do with individuals, not in the abstract.

I've always defended Shania. She not only opened doors; she knocked several down.

The greatest weapon we have against evil is doing good in Jesus' name.

I always say perseverance is nine-tenths of any art — not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an artist, of course.

Insurrection of thought always precedes the insurrection of arms.

Lord, let me live until I die.