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Evie Quotes: "Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless"

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless



Evie Quotes: "Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy."

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.




Evie Quotes: "Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat."

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.



Evie Quotes: "Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal."

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.




Evie Quotes: "And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?"

And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?



Evie Quotes: "You were my single greatest adventure."

You were my single greatest adventure.



Evie Quotes: "Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones."

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.




Evie Quotes: "Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?""A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes."

Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?""A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.



Evie Quotes: "When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.Matthew laughed and dropped it."

When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.Matthew laughed and dropped it.



Evie Quotes: "Silver knives! Painful and sometimes deadly to all paranormals!''Tasey!' I counterd 'Hot pink and sparkly!"

Silver knives! Painful and sometimes deadly to all paranormals!''Tasey!' I counterd 'Hot pink and sparkly!



Evie Quotes: "Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us."

Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.



Evie Quotes: "I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. "Yes. The trolls. Back. With me. Cannot form. Complete sentences." I shook my head. "Yeah, so not happening."

I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. "Yes. The trolls. Back. With me. Cannot form. Complete sentences." I shook my head. "Yeah, so not happening.




Evie Quotes: "The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder.""A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes, " Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute."

The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder.""A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes, " Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute.