You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.

My definition of a decent society is one that first of all takes care of its losers, and protects its weak.

I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.

I don't think of being a woman in an industry of men. I didn't walk into the kitchen and go, 'Ooh, I'm a girl!' I didn't get into my chosen profession. I wanted to be good at something.

Once you've done that, push the thought of no thought away.

The uneven distribution of wealth in the world is due to the uneven distribution of capitalism.

Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

I was fortunate enough to have an upbringing that made me more accepting of who I am.

People want to hear clean sounds; they don't want to hear coughing in the background, pages turning.

People have their cultural reasons for eating meat, their traditional reasons, their likes and dislikes.