All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

We can't do both. If you want us to lead, don't criticize us. And if you want us to play a supporting role, then tell us who is going to lead.

For myself, I care not whether treason be committed North or South; he that is guilty of treason is entitled to a traitor's fate!

The easiest way to not believe your own hype is to not know what people are saying about you.

The State doesn't just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.

The music we're playing now is based on my heritage, which is Russian, Romanian and Hungarian.

I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up.

A visit to Père Lachaise in Paris adds a year to one's life

If you want to be positive, upbeat, and passionate, you need to take responsibility for being that way.

Mind conjures miracles out of time.

I don't feel my job is on the line, but of course that might change.