A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

Know that true change is demonstrated only by your actions around everyone, not just certain people.

One will never again look at a birch tree, after the Robert Frost poem, in exactly the same way.

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions.

I must say that though other days may not be so bright, as we look toward the future, that the brightest days will continue to be those we spent with you here in Ireland.

I'm a proud Reagan conservative.

I find it hard to manage somebody's work unless I have an intimate knowledge of how to do it myself.

I love lamb shank. It's my favorite thing. You don't have it in America. It's a younger meat - it just falls off the bone - it's kind of like a roast. I really like blackened cod too.

You are what you are, until you decide to be different.

I could never get a real good clear picture of what I could become.