You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona

He perched the bat on his shoulder, giving a nod that he understood I needed his help. With one loud yell and a couple swings of the bat, he cleared me another path.

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward.

Nona needs a very dry martini.

Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here.Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke.Nona keeps their lights on. A little smoke won't hurt them.

Well, just get used to it, because you're a long ways away from Kansas, my dear. She actually started singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" as she traipsed to the counter.

I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me.

Nona was as wacky as they came.

Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant?

Ignorance leads to economic failures.

Find It, Live It, Love It.

Surgery is just stabbing in a courteous environment

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

Whoso loves, believes in the impossible

Divorce has taught us how to sleep with friends, sleep with enemies, and then act like it's all perfectly normal in the morning.

Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.

I also work out because I have scoliosis. I have to maintain certain strength in my core.

I love football. I really love football, As far as I'm concerned, it's the second best thing in the world.

The most regular and most perfect soul in the world has but too much to do to keep itself upright from being overthrown by its own weakness.