Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.

Football needs its roots, it needs its connection with the supporters. But those in charge seem to think they can do without them.

If it stays as it is I can't see it altering.

Napoleon wanted his generals to be lucky. I don't think he would have worked with me.

Very few great goals actually go in.

It was nothing personal: if it had been, I would have left him on so he could have suffered like everyone else.

Carlos Tevez's English should be better than what it is

Footballers are no different from human beings.

The ambition of an England manager should be to become England manager.

If she looked into a fractured mirror, she'd see what he saw.

And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with.

When you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some reason to be aggrieved.

How can it be so unclear to her when it's like the fingers on my hand to me?

We have fewer troops in Afghanistan than we had law enforcement [officers] at the Olympics in Salt Lake City.

I'm an only child, and I think one of the sweet things about that is that my parents are really interested in every aspect of my life.

The true touchstone of wit is the impromptu.

This thing about looking for someone less different... It only really worked, he realized, if you were convinced that being you wasn't so bad in the first place.

I don't like drug addicts and she sounds like a cat.