You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

We have come to love darkness of religion rather than striving to understand how the world is supposed to function.

Like birds whose wings are broken, you live without direction!

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

Once a character has gelled it's an unmistakable sensation, like an engine starting up within one's body. From then onwards one is driven by this other person, seeing things through their eyes.

Before making a decision, ask inside for guidance. Be patient and await an answer. Act only when you feel calm and certain.

The real evil of the Russian communist state is not communism. It is the secret police and the concentration camp.

My dresses are very reasonably priced, for dresses that are cut on the body.

Obscurity is never a virtue.

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.