You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

A wise person makes one error, and learns ten lessons.He makes two errors, and learns twenty lessons.He makes three errors, and learns thirty lessons.He makes few errors, and learns countless lessons.

Pack is for comfort when you hurt, I thought, putting my head back down. And for the first time in a long time, maybe the first time ever, I appreciated being a part of one.

Trying to make sense of love is like trying to dissect a rainbow.

If I had my will, I would live in a ship on the sea and never come nearer to humanity than that!

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

When you take action on ideas and tactics you will begin to uncover great potential and begin to unleash it for the betterment of yourself, your organization and the world.

Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?

Some people never get their feet on the ground, They're either sitting in a chair or theyre laying down.

You move just a finger, say the slightest word, something's bound to linger-be heard.

History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government.