Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Art is a kind of mining, " he said. "The artist a variety of prospector searching for the sparkling silver of meaning in the earth.

For her, marriage was a sweetened version of murder.

Look at me closely. Ask yourself: Do I look scared?

To see how much a company is truly earning on the capital it deploys in its businesses, look beyond EPS to Return on Invested Capital (ROIC).

Dreams are what keep a man going.

Metaphor is embodied in language.

I get a lot of letters from introverts asking how they can meet people. The key is to make sure that you are doing things you enjoy.

What else could he possibly have done? What choices did he ever have?

The game is played out of instinct, but everyone on the ice has habits - good and bad. So the key to the game is to exploit the bad habits of your opponent.

I want to use my music to deliver a political message and sometimes to denounce, but I don't want to be a politician.