The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Where the frontier of science once was is now the centre.

The greatest imagination in all of existence is one that would be able to take ‘nothing’ and imagine ‘something’ from ‘nothing.’ And that is God.

When we wallow in anxiety and doubts, we subject ourselves to fear. When we focus on the greatness of God, we make fear subject to faith.

He wanted to show her how to live, even after he was gone.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.

Curse on all laws but those which love has made.

My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" isn't a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.

No person was every rightly understood until they had been first regarded with a certain feeling, not of tolerance, but of sympathy.

Samuelson, however, hedged his personal bets - by putting some of his own money in Berkshire Hathaway.