You are never too old to become younger!

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

He was cold, standing in a wood, talking to a big black bird who was currently brunching on Bambi.

The struggle is never easy to finding what is lost and to gain the best of what is to come without sweat.

Watch out for love (unless it is true, and every part of you says yes including the toes), it will wrap you up like a mummy, and your scream won't be heard and none of your running will run.

Nothing is more short-lived than pride.

This war has already stretched the generation gap so wide that it threatens to pull the country apart.

When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.

Fetters of gold are still fetters, and the softest lining can never make them so easy as liberty.

The only mistake is not to risk making one.

The natural history of science is the study of the unknown. If you fear it you're not going to study it and you're not going to make any progress.

What consoles one nowadays is not repentance but pleasure. Repentance is quite out of date.