Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

Courteous people learn courtesy from the discourteous

It doesn’t matter how hard the world tries to get the sons of God, everything is turned around for their good

Buddy ran down the road, turned into another street, and vanished as if he had never been there, like another ghost from New Orleans's past.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls.

A human being is a single being. Unique and unrepeatable.

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.

I was more of a dancing kid than a singing kid. I mean, I sang in school choirs and I sang in school musicals, but I was much more interested in dancing than singing.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer.