Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Lovers will always tell lies. You should know that, Rinaldi, anything to protect their beloved one.

Risk is to do something that 99 percent of the time would be a failure.

I don't have to worry about how my movies sell because I'm not the guy in front.

A climb of eight hundred feet starts where the foot stands.

A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share in another.

Good deal: justice for you, mercy for me.

Bounds should be set To ingenuity for being so cruel In bringing change unheralded on the unready.