Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.

We reach for the same brand not because we trust its quality but because we want to reassure ourselves that we made a smart choice the last time we bought it.

The doom of destruction is the snare of sin.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

I said to my mother, Henry VII is interesting. No he's not, my mother said.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

It's not until recently that I could even imagine myself as an adult. But these kids today, they look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

The secular mind and heart, however gifted and personally charming, has no place in the leadership of the church.

I think, as an artist, you have to have experienced some deep turmoil, some kind of pain, because that's what connects you with the world. That's what makes it juicy!

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple.

To write for children at all is an act of faith.

Let's stand up. Let's speak with pride about our morals and our values and redouble our effort to elect more conservative Republicans.