Woah! Calm down, Curly!

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Moving forward implies MOTION when in all actuality it may be simply standing STILL and seeing the salvation of the Lord.

The easy path will seldom lead where you need to go.

Do not seek success just for the sake of succeeding or for self-gratification. Seek a life of impact and significance.

The achievement of one goal should be the starting point of another.

Fate is a ladder on which you cannot afford to miss a single rung. To skip out on even one step would mean you'll never make it to the top.

Most people want to get what they want, whereas the secret is to want what you get at this moment.

Is there a mechanism of death, that so mutilates existence no one, gets over it not even the dead?

Man is a real man, and can live and act manfully in this world, not in the strength of opinions, not according to what he thinks, but according to what he is .

Well, I grew up in the Bay Area, so I've been in earthquakes before.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.