Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

The last thing he wanted was to see the bright, shining, happy faces of the other angels up there.

Taught from their infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison.

It's possible to love your grandmother for years and years without really knowing anything about her.

I'm not just a feminist - I'm a feminist plus.

You don't... get it, boy... This isn't a mudhole... it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

I was warmed by the sun, rocked by the winds and sheltered by the trees as other Indian babes. I can go everywhere with a good feeling.

Today nobility is gone: there is only a peerage.

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

God grant to all of us the power and strength to be people of integrity, and the insight and wisdom to avoid being led into the snares of the dishonest.

There has never been a statue erected to honor a critic.