Zebras Quotes

Zebras Quote of the day

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Butterflies and zebras And moonbeams and fairy tales That's all she ever thinks about Riding with the wind.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

A zebra can not change it's spots.

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

Though she be but little, she is fierce!

They [zebras] looked like highly varnished animated toys.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now that’s formalism.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

Pulling off a zebra-print dress can be challenging for some.

I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs.

My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlights I looked like a neon zebra, shaking rain off her stripes

I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard.

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame.

My capacity for invention is flash hot stark, I thought. Sucker sunshade. Disembodied radar-reconnaissance. Not to mention Bitter Chocolate Death and Killer Zebras. Pity about the rest of me.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

Theta crashed next to them on the thick zebra-skin rug. “I’m embalmed.” “Potted and splificated?” “Ossified to the gills. Time for night-night.

Ria snorted. “Leo’s pride rarely leaves the plains. What are they supposed to mate? The zebras?

If black and white are too different and separate calories zebras wouldn't have both.