Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

Time could heal, but it wouldn't make wrongs go away. Time came back like a reminder. Time folded with memory. In a moment, everything could fold itself up, and time stand still.

Crowdfunding as an idea itself isn't new - bands have been doing it since the dawn of time.

...The entire preoccupation of the physicist is with things that contain within themselves a principle of movement and rest.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

Progress is a comparative of which we have not settled the superlative.

A closed mouth doesn't get fed.

I have my parents to thank for that, they raised me to be active and play all sports. They taught me the importance of staying healthy, being focused and setting goals in whatever I do.

A man who can take anything will find most things unsatisfying. And a man without memories is just a shell.

I'd like to open an animal orphanage in Kenya. I do a lot of work for Born Free.

Work is the only answer. I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell!