With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

The greatest hindrance to growth in faith is comfortable living.

Could you be happy if you woke up and suddenly you were no one special?

One of the problems with being a witch is when you ask the universe a question, it generally give you an answer.

Doing classic plays is wonderful. It's a wonderful way of developing style.

We can't tell particularly smart stories if we want to keep our audience big enough to pay for these big spectacle films that we want to do.

Know that all healing forces are within, not without! The applications from without are merely to create within a coordinating mental and spiritual force.

We start with gifts. Merit comes from what we make of them.

I doubt if I could love anyone who did not wish to see Look Back in Anger.

Progressive taxation of income and profits means that precisely those parts of the income which people would have saved and invested are taxed away

Come rain or shine I walk short distances rather than taking my car.