Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

When we see goodness in everything and everyone, we become good.

In all honesty, it’s just time for me to move on with my life. Lord knows he moved on with his, Rala replied

Some people eat the tuna, some people roll it up into a ball. Also, the sort of disgusting texture and smell, I think, adds something to the experience.

A true teacher should penetrate to whatever is vital in his pupil, and develop that by the light and heat of his own intelligence.

Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.

Destruction is also creation.

I've caught fish as big as I am. I've caught marlin close to 300 pounds.

You only know that you’re in love when you suffer.

The one thing that's hurt in my career is people saying I don't want to come out of Manchester to fight people.

In sleep, you are safe from the revolting mechanics of living and being a prey to outrageous fortune.