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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

We in the Western world suffer from too many categories and classes; we've forgotten that we all still have diapers on. We've separated music from life.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

I don't believe in that kind of American John Wayne individualism where people pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Someone changed your diapers. And if that's the case, you ain't self-made.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

Always remember your kid's name.

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

Real men change diapers!

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

I was raised as a red diaper baby.

You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

If you're changing diapers and going to the playground, any ambitions of being a cool guy have to fly out the window.

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.

He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.