Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

You walk like others? You talk like others? You think like others? Then the world doesn’t need you because others are already abundant in the world! Be original!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many-not on your past misfortunes of which all men have some.

Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.

I guess I really haven't thought much about winning an Oscar, but if I had the opportunity, I'm sure I would like it.

A straight dark-green Manchu gown, with black trimmings, is my favorite. For it just about takes off those fifteen pounds I don't need and adds those three inches I do.

The mere absence of war is not peace.

Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.

Moments. A couple of moments that people remember, that they can take with them, is what makes a good movie.

What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle?