When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The Holy Spirit gives power for the fulfillment of the Great Commission.

Life and death are something everyone will experience. It is living that only few will have embraced

Don't listen to anyone. Trust what gives you pleasure. Trust the emotions. If you love something but can't explain why, that's enough

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.

Football players win football games.

Every one of us is the sum total of his own thoughts

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

I will continue to be intelligent, I vowed, no matter how beautiful I become.

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.

George Harrison was the kind of guy who wasn’t going to leave until he hugged you for five minutes and told you how much he loved you.