When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

If you can't give people a piece of your mind, they probably don't deserve the whole of your heart.

There was a nuisance in the service known as the army correspondent.

Don't respond to negativity with more negativity. Just put your head down and prove your critics wrong.

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.

If you think in positive terms, you will achieve positive results.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Anytime you exhaust yourself trying to relax, that's active leisure.

I don't think I realised how stressed I was, being a single parent. It was really, really stressful. It's not easy on anybody.

When bills come due, only cash is legal tender. Don't leave home without it.

The key thing about any fund is to make sure its expenses are low. You know, if you look at the funds in your plan and you see that they're all charging 1.5 and 2 percent,you've gota bad plan.