Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

To lead people, you must follow behind.

Only those who are empty within, seek to suppress those around them

Hope is the second soul of the unhappy.

The virtues of science are skepticism and independence of thought.

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

To the Latin, cynicism and middle age are synonymous. Look at our politicians - they move through their careers from left to center to right, like the hands of a clock.

No love is Like an ocean with the dizzy procession of the waves' boundaries.

To trust in the force that moves the universe is faith. Faith isn't blind, it's visionary.

Those griefs burn most which gall in secret.

Slavery will not be overthrown without excitement, a most tremendous excitement.