Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.

I can’t comprehend why any black man with even a lick of sense would have the slightest bit of interest in time travel. Going backward in time? A black man? You have got to be out of your mind.

We live now in an era where normal values have been displaced. The good is called bad, the bad - good.

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

I come from a dancing background, and I know it's stereotypical, but I would dance because I wasn't comfortable speaking to people.

All my life I've pursued the perfect red.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

The most difficult thing to do is drama.

Music is the language of God. God's language, music, is not like mathematics or geometry. It is a language of love. If we love music, that is enough.

I design to make women feel confident and beautiful.