When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

We at Apple had forgotten who we were. One way to remember who you are is to remember who your heroes are.

To Embrace The True Purpose Of The Kingdom Is To Have A Changed Live

Many business people end up being relationship rich, and referral poor.

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

I would never invite cameras into my life again.

I'm the best. That's why I'm so relaxed out there. You've got to have some arrogant bones in your body, especially to be a pitcher in the big leagues.

I feel like I've been becoming more and more like the city I had been living in and creating in.

The students were missing out a lot in their ensemble playing because they weren't listening to each other or the environment.

As the master so the valet.