What we need now is some new, fresh clichés.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

The difference between a friend and an enemy is friendliness.

There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.

Learn to discover your divine potential.

Daughter, " said the Hermit, "I have now lived a hundred and nine winters in this world and have never met any such thing as Luck.

Some things that make sense to me don't make the same degree of sense to other people.

I was profoundly embarrassed by it [the White Australia Policy] and did all I could to change it.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

I've got a passion for what I'm doing and I feel privileged all the time.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

I'm drowning in whiskey river.