If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

While developing a healthy self-esteem is a lifetime learning process, you can take daily steps to enjoy a confident sense of well-being beginning tody.

I turn back to the Archers, who don’t look like the same species as us. Do they even sweat, these people?

Most young men are such bores. They haven't lived long enough to learn that they are not the wonders to the world they are to their mothers.

Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.

We have never had the will to enforce the immigration laws. What you see is what you'll continue to get.

Take new values: Leave behind a legend to be followed by those who follow you. Be a yogi - don't be an ordinary person.

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

Why had such a promising world been crucified on the tree of obligation, thorned by duties, hanged by hypocrisy, smothered by customs?

In point of fact I was a perfectly devoted and dutiful little Catholic—until the day I learned that animals have no souls.

The measure of your life will not be in what you accumulate, but in what you give away.