We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

If you're afraid of everything out there, you quit going out there.

We have to change our way of thinking in order to be able to accept the changes that have already begun

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!

You know better than that the only thing about you that scares me isyour absence, Alaric

Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.

The greatest medicine of all is teaching people how not to need it

The satirist is prevented by repulsion from gaining a better knowledge of the world he is attracted to, yet he is forced by attraction to concern himself with the world that repels him.

It is the most vicious of all crimes - to be abused by someone you had a relationship with! Because then you blame yourself.

Some of today's athletes do not have that kind of pride. They left school at 16, have never had a job in their life and are getting Lottery funding, earning money as an athlete.

The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness.