What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Surround yourself with things that inspire you every day. Let go of everything that drains your inspiration.

I said to all the things that throng about the gateways of the senses: "Tell me of my God, since you are not He. Tell me something of Him." And they cried out in a great voice: "He made us." CS Lewis

[M]an is not permitted without censure to follow his own thoughts in the search of truth, when they lead him ever so little out of the common road.

Difference between being Rich and Being Wealthy? Time...Nothing is more important than TIME... can't buy it back ever.

I am sick of the girl who cries 'wolf' all the time. Even though not one of those cries was ever a false alarm

Sing your song; don't let the bastards get you down.

There are various, nay, incredible faiths; why should we be alarmed at any of them? What man believes, God believes.

Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down

The main difference between illustration and comics is that comics are much, much more work. Every comics page is the equivalent of six to nine illustrations.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.