We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment... Thank me.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon.

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

Figuring out what you want in life is hard, having the courage to fulfill it is even harder!

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough.

Examine what you tolerate. What you put up with you end up with. What you allow continues. Reevaluate the costs and your worth.

The minute I sat in front of a canvas I was happy. Because it was a world, and I could do what I liked in it.

Watch out for love (unless it is true, and every part of you says yes including the toes), it will wrap you up like a mummy, and your scream won't be heard and none of your running will run.

Sneakers are not my thing.

I'm small. I'm petite. But I'm a bit of a fighter inside.

You can only ask to be respected if you respect yourself.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.