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Nephew Quotes: "My nephews all look at me differently now. Before, they couldn't relate to me, and now I'm like a god."

My nephews all look at me differently now. Before, they couldn't relate to me, and now I'm like a god.



Nephew Quotes: "I've got loads of nieces and nephews."

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.




Nephew Quotes: "Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.



Nephew Quotes: "If you think I'm fast, just wait until you see my nephew Bruno."

If you think I'm fast, just wait until you see my nephew Bruno.




Nephew Quotes: "I'm from a big family. I've got 10 nieces and nephews."

I'm from a big family. I've got 10 nieces and nephews.



Nephew Quotes: "He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil."

He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil.



Nephew Quotes: "My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear."

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.




Nephew Quotes: "Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children."

Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.



Nephew Quotes: "I have experience seducing nephews."

I have experience seducing nephews.



Nephew Quotes: "What, nephew, said the king, is the wind in that door?"

What, nephew, said the king, is the wind in that door?



Nephew Quotes: "I have a 92 year old father whose doing beautifully who lives in Chicago and a sister and a nephew and a niece and I love coming back and try to do so fairly often."

I have a 92 year old father whose doing beautifully who lives in Chicago and a sister and a nephew and a niece and I love coming back and try to do so fairly often.



Nephew Quotes: "When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines."

When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.




Nephew Quotes: "My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day."

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.



Nephew Quotes: "Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil."

Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.



Nephew Quotes: "In those days Mr. Sherlock Holmes was still living in Baker Street and the Bastables were looking for treasure in the Lewisham Road."

In those days Mr. Sherlock Holmes was still living in Baker Street and the Bastables were looking for treasure in the Lewisham Road.



Nephew Quotes: "I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is."

I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is.



Nephew Quotes: "I have 14 nieces and nephews."

I have 14 nieces and nephews.



Nephew Quotes: "There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my nephews need a lot of love."

There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my nephews need a lot of love.



Nephew Quotes: "Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle."

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.



Nephew Quotes: "Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore."

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.



Nephew Quotes: "But if I were you, I would stand by the nephew. He has more to give."

But if I were you, I would stand by the nephew. He has more to give.



Nephew Quotes: "Make your choice, adventurous Stranger, Strike the bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had."

Make your choice, adventurous Stranger, Strike the bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had.



Nephew Quotes: "My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year.""

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."



Nephew Quotes: "No one should ever imitate the style of another because, with regard to art, he will be called a nephew and not a child of nature."

No one should ever imitate the style of another because, with regard to art, he will be called a nephew and not a child of nature.



Nephew Quotes: "Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough."

Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.



Nephew Quotes: "I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master English. Thank goodness he now speaks it."

I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master English. Thank goodness he now speaks it.



Nephew Quotes: "I object to that remark very strongly! - The Magician's Nephew"

I object to that remark very strongly! - The Magician's Nephew



Nephew Quotes: "It's really important to me that my niece and nephews can come and see my show, as can my grandad and nan. I love spending time with my family, and music has always bonded us."

It's really important to me that my niece and nephews can come and see my show, as can my grandad and nan. I love spending time with my family, and music has always bonded us.



Nephew Quotes: "But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snark be a Boojum! for then You will softly and suddenly vanish away, And never be met with again!"

But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snark be a Boojum! for then You will softly and suddenly vanish away, And never be met with again!



Nephew Quotes: "Dyan Favre, Brett's nephew, is also a gem. Not just a favorite person from the book - a favorite person, period. I actually wound up writing this about him. Simply a good, righteous man."

Dyan Favre, Brett's nephew, is also a gem. Not just a favorite person from the book - a favorite person, period. I actually wound up writing this about him. Simply a good, righteous man.



Nephew Quotes: "this is a book about something"

this is a book about something



Nephew Quotes: "I mostly make R-rated movies. To make a movie that one day if I have kids or my nephews want t watch, I can show them without being put in prison. It would be really nice."

I mostly make R-rated movies. To make a movie that one day if I have kids or my nephews want t watch, I can show them without being put in prison. It would be really nice.



Nephew Quotes: "From a will: And to my communist nephew Oswald, I leave the sum of 10,000 pounds - to be shared equally with his fellow Britishers."

From a will: And to my communist nephew Oswald, I leave the sum of 10,000 pounds - to be shared equally with his fellow Britishers.



Nephew Quotes: "You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite."

You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite.



Nephew Quotes: "For jokes as well as justice come in with speech."

For jokes as well as justice come in with speech.



Nephew Quotes: "Plato once wanted to punish one of his slaves and asked his nephew to do the actual whipping for he himself did not own his anger."

Plato once wanted to punish one of his slaves and asked his nephew to do the actual whipping for he himself did not own his anger.



Nephew Quotes: "Now sir, said the bulldog in his business-like way. 'Are you a animal, vegetable, or mineral?' - The Magician's Nephew"

Now sir, said the bulldog in his business-like way. 'Are you a animal, vegetable, or mineral?' - The Magician's Nephew



Nephew Quotes: "Pooh! Grown-ups are always thinking of uninteresting explanations."

Pooh! Grown-ups are always thinking of uninteresting explanations.



Nephew Quotes: "The closer the genetic relationship of the family members, as for example father-to-son, as opposed to uncle-to-nephew, the higher the degree of cooperation."

The closer the genetic relationship of the family members, as for example father-to-son, as opposed to uncle-to-nephew, the higher the degree of cooperation.



Nephew Quotes: "Grief is great. Only you and I in this land know that yet. Let us be good to one another."

Grief is great. Only you and I in this land know that yet. Let us be good to one another.