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Burritos Quotes: "I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real."

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.



Burritos Quotes: "This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!"

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!




Burritos Quotes: "There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder"

There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder



Burritos Quotes: "My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco."

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.




Burritos Quotes: "When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!"

When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!



Burritos Quotes: "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.



Burritos Quotes: "My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with."

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.




Burritos Quotes: "In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger."

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.



Burritos Quotes: "I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it."

I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it.



Burritos Quotes: "My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat."

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.



Burritos Quotes: "No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito."

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.



Burritos Quotes: "I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor."

I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor.




Burritos Quotes: "I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos."

I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.



Burritos Quotes: "I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire."

I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.