We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Our mind speak to our souls about the lifestyle we should have. Nobody can dictate our souls because we only have control of our own character and ambition.

I can confidently state that the greatest rescues in my life have occurred when I’ve been saved from myself.

What we don't know can't hurt us.

That man does not possess his estate, but his estate possesses him.

Ordinarily pleasure and pain are regarded as different from sensations.

You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.

Human nature is a work in progress.

All political spendings for purposes beyond the protection of life and property are a snare and a delusion.

Writing is very much like bricklaying. You learn to put one brick on top of another and spread the mortar so thick.