We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

We are even better looking on the small screen

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Clouds are on top for a reason. They float so high because they refuse to carry any burden!

If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it

It's an imperfect world, so you fit in perfectly.

Take a searching inventory of your speech, habits, behaviors, appearance, hobbies, preferences, talents, and products. The key is what makes you distinct and unlike others.

I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I would love to have my own sitcom one day in the future.

Everything I make as a producer, I visualize it as a DJ first. And all those beats, I test them as a DJ.

I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.