Shaving Quotes

Shaving Quote of the day

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

A good lather is half the shave.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all as flooded with the rich indolence of a full moon.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

I shave without using shaving cream.

The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.

One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who have slept with Germans.

When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

Burn shavings and splinters of pitch pine, and when they turn to charcoal, put them out, and pound them into mortar with size. This will make a pretty black for fresco painting.

If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.

You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality off.

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.

The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . . because it shows you still care.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

If one cannot get along without a mirror, even in shaving oneself, how can one reconstruct oneself or one's life, without seeing oneself in the "mirror" of literature?

Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh and green.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

[Working with Meryl Streep] I just felt like I was shaving years off my discovery as an actress to realize, "Okay, that's what this feels like."

Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.