Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

We are even better looking on the small screen

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

I just found this world a hard place to be good in, ’ says Bunny, then he closes his eyes and, with an expiration of breath, goes still.

A journey of a thousand mile begins with a SMiLE

Sometimes I try my hand at turning out small profundities and uncertain short stories but I always end up with just one single word: God.

War is a defeat for humanity.

The best doctors give the least medicines

God loves it when His children pray BIG, BOLD PRAYERS. Don't be afraid to ask your Father for anything!

True leaders must be willing to suffer for the sake of objectives great enough to demand their wholehearted obedience.

Cultural dominance of middle-class norms prevail in middle-class schools with a teacher teaching toward those standards and with students striving to maintain those standards.

It doesn't matter whether I qualify or wildcards.

I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters.