We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Don't be afraid of who you're not.. Be afraid of never knowing who you are. Defend your authentic self.

I say I am stronger than fear.

I believe in the rights of creatures other than man.

When the man who ought to want a stock doesn't want it, why should I want it?

The lessons we learn from the wild become the etiquette of freedom.

Writing requires a great deal of skill, just like painting does. People don't want to learn those skills.

It always seems impossible until its done.

It's very important that there should be cross-fertilisation between government and academia. Both parties can benefit from having a better understanding of how the other works.

When dictatorship is a fact, revolution is a duty!

When large numbers of people share their joy in common, the happiness of each is greater because each adds fuel to the other's flame.