We can't reach old age by another man's road.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

The only use of knowledge of the past is to equip us for the present.

I primarily buy art to show it off.

Things happen to people by accident.

They have all different names for music. I think the music I'm going to change the style with is going to be really, really big-years and years after I'm gone.

I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.

Never go into business purely to make money. If that's the motive you're better off doing nothing.

If you wait until you have to change, you may have waited too long.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

For the complete extinction of the state, complete Communism is necessary.