Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Finding love on your doorstep will make you open up your heart to the world.

The truth is in the heart

The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

Some books are drenchèd sandsOn which a great soul's wealth lies all in heaps,Like a wrecked argosy.

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.

When anything can happen, everything matters.

I've never let the criticism deter me.

The pursuit of happiness is an overview kind of thing. It's not in the Bill of Rights.

I just can't seem to make myself care about what I look like when I am working out.